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I wake up on Monday morning, go to work, come home, and then go to bed, ready to do it all again tomorrow.

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I laughed and upvoted the twisted but clever post on r/TwoSentenceHorror.

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I thought it was a good thing I escaped the creature trying to kill me.

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I killed my family and ate them.

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She ground the tiny baby teeth she'd collected into powder, dissolved it in the magic tincture and drew it up into the syringe.

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Scientists say 95% of the ocean is unexplored.

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My heart skipped a beat when I saw that a forest ranger got caught in my trap.

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I ran into the street and made it just in time to push the stroller out of the speeding trucks way

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I witnessed a hit and run that left a young woman dead on the sidewalk.

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I taught my dog how to do Math and he would answer by barking

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I wake up on Monday morning, go to work, come home, and then go to bed, ready to do it all again tomorrow.	322
I laughed and upvoted the twisted but clever post on r/TwoSentenceHorror.	322
I thought it was a good thing I escaped the creature trying to kill me.	320
I killed my family and ate them.	320
She ground the tiny baby teeth she'd collected into powder, dissolved it in the magic tincture and drew it up into the syringe.	320
Scientists say 95% of the ocean is unexplored.	319
My heart skipped a beat when I saw that a forest ranger got caught in my trap.	319
I ran into the street and made it just in time to push the stroller out of the speeding trucks way	319
I witnessed a hit and run that left a young woman dead on the sidewalk.	319
I taught my dog how to do Math and he would answer by barking	317